This man overheard my friend and I talking about money and….
the day your life went down hill
I can’t believe I’m still a one direction fan
5sos bodyguards probably
- bodyguard: calum put your pants back on
- bodyguard: no ashton we don't have time for you to say hi to everyone
- bodyguard: michael stop swearing you'll provoke someone
- bodyguard: caLUm put your pants back on you will literally get arrested if you don't jesUs
- bodyguard: this is not a legitimate place to get tattoos
- bodyguard: nO GETTING TATTOOS IN A SHADY PLACE IS NOT PUNK ROCK
- bodyguard: u know what's punk rock
- bodyguard: BEHAVING URSELF THAT'S PRETTY PUNK ROCK
- bodyguard: stop! talking! to strangers! ashton!
- bodyguard: where the fuCK is luke
- bodyguard: mICHael did you fuckgn sell luke for a ps4
- bodyguard: i can't believe u fucking sold luke for a ps4
- bodyguard: calum you will liteRALLy get deported for having your ass out in this country
- bodyguard: luke i am not responsible for what fans do if you roll down your window when we get in the car
- bodyguard: did he just
- bodyguard: he fucking rolled down the window jesus christ
- bodyguard: WHO THE FUCK GAVE ASHTON SCISSORS AGAIN
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